So, I’m watching someone water the plants outside of my studio…I wish I could put on some short pants and run through the sprinkler. It’s such a nice day outside, ya know? For all of you listening online, thanks! I’m just imagining how different things would have been during my Presidency if we would have had the internet.

Don’t tell anyone, but I snuck out of the studio the other night to go check out some of my sites throughout town? I went to my old house. And just so you know- that toilet is NOT mine. I swear! Mine was much taller. I’m not sure where it came from, but c’mon, don’t change the plumbing without telling me!!! Anyway, I have to change songs…

Sincerely,

Abe

So, it was a typical early Monday morning. I was in my studio doing what I do 24 hours a day…At about 1am, Bob Murray, an iconic broadcaster who does the morning show on our sister station WTAX, walked by and saw me with 3 ABE fans in the studio. I mean, I know that I’m iconic, being voted “the most popular President ever”, but c’mon- you don’t want to get busted by Bob Murray with 3 beautiful women in the studio.

Let’s face it though, I get lonely…I play song after song after song. They just wanted a tour- and to try on my stovepipe hat! Needless to say, Bob walked away, probably in shame that a guy like myself would do something like that. I’m going to have to avoid that guy forever…How embarassing. I’m thinking about throwing on some Bruce Springsteen’s “Fire” just for the hay of it…Thanks for listening!

Abe