American Idol

So, I was sitting here last night, playing anything & watching American Idol…Anyway, I went to vote for contestant number 13 and dialed the regular “Idol” number and some swanky, sultry voice was on the other end. So, like any other red-blooded, American male, I said “giddy-up”! After calling 1-866- IDOLS-13- 25 times, I realized that I wasn’t voting, but rather calling some phone sex operator! Apparently the number was 1-866- IDOLS-36. I feel kind of dirty after all of that.

I was browsing the web during a Springsteen song the other day and came across a story about how they found the last known picture of me. Apparently, I signed the back of some picture for Grant?!?! I would have remembered that, even though it was close to 170 years ago. Although, when they said it was taken, I was going pretty heavy on the John Barley Corn then, so my memory could have been a bit faded!!! Keep rockin’!!!

Abe

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